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I I heard that paula abdul quits Idol due to an impacted colon.Why would she have to do that ?

I mean , she just has to sit there. How hard can that be ? Seems to me that they could accommodate her medical needs.


Paula Abdul's personal doctor, Jimcy Sheckler M.D., has gone public with her impacted colon diagnosis, "Paula has fecaloma, also called fecalith and coprolith, which is stones made of feces, it is a hardening of feces into stones of varying size inside the colon, which may appear whenever chronic obstruction of transit occurs. This situation is not life threatening with proper treatment. She will be given a heavy dose of the drug Frunkisernol in the coming weeks which should alleviate the situation."

Dr. G Medical Examiner


Autopsy of a 32 year old man impacted with waste. Not graphic but amazing. ... colonics constipation "impacted colon" "e-coli ...

Is it true that Paula Abdul quit American Idol due to impacted Colon?



Yes Betsy she did! While it's sad that she is suffering, there is a bright side fo old Ted, I stand to make money hand over fist being that I just opened Ted's Total Rectal Hydration Emporium and Bum declogging service. We offer state of the art devices and de clogging techniques. I have already mapped out the plan of action for Miss Abdul in the event that she calls. I have contracted a black gentleman who assures me that he can clean her colon in a few short hours, with a special tool that he has uses in women the world over. He said it likened it to the "snaking" that plumbers use on toilets, though he emphasized that his declogger is longer than the plumber's tool, and as thick as my ankle.

Is it true that Paula Abdul quit Idol, due to an impacted colon?



Yes Gregory she did! While it's sad that she is suffering, there is a bright side fo old Ted, I stand to make money hand over fist being that I just opened Ted's Total Rectal Hydration Emporium and Bum declogging servce. We offer state of the art devices and de clogging techniques. I have already mapped out the plan of action for Miss Abdul in the event that she calls. I have contracted a black gentleman who assures me that he can clean her colon in a few short hours, with a special tool that he has uses in women the world over. He said it likened it to the "snaking" that plumbers use on toilets, though he emphasized that his declogger is longer than the plumber's tool, and as thick as my ankle.

did paula abdul quit american idol due to an impacted colon?



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If a patient is suffering from alleged autointoxication from a colon that is impacted or coated with waste....

material or has "leaky gut syndrome" what specific blood tests will be positive for the toxins before a colonic and negative after the colonic.


You really do have a wonderful inquiring
mind OR these are term questions at your
college?
There is no blood test that I know of that
will tell the kind or amount of toxins that
line the intestinal walls that would be present before a colonic.
After the colonic a blood test can show
nothing as far as toxins because there are
none, or at least, very few.


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